Saturday, May 30, 2020

As The Carrot Turns: THE TENT

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So my parents loved their backyard. It was their oasis: sunroom, waterfall & pond, an upper terrace, more botanicals than you can stick a shake at. Soooo Dad buys this tent from BOSCOVS and of course being the only son I had to help put the fucker together with him. So he never anchored it properly. So I’m like dad what about anchors?? And he’s like it’s cool beans fagget about it—AIGHT!

This wicked ass rain storm came thru one day. I was out, dad’s at work. Moms home by herself. I eventually come home after the storm and mom says is the tent still back there and I’m like where else would it be?? Tf. She says she heard a lot of noise in the back and there was crashing and banging πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ ok ma I’ll go check. I walk around to the back yard and BAM! Tents gone 😳. I looked over to the left (you sang it didn’t you lol) and the tent looks at me and starts doing what’s in that gif and I’m like do what you wanna do I don’t have time for this. I walk back around. My moms on the porch like IS THE TENT OK?????? πŸ₯Ί I mean ya I guess so ion know sway. She’s like what that mean??? We’ll wait for yo husband to come home. Phone rings it’s the neighbor, mom answers. Neighbor says is Mr. RAMSEY home?? Mama says nah what you want??? Neighbor says his tent is in my backyard 😐 mom looks at me and I look back like tf you expected me to do?? Mom says ok hangs up; dials my dad tells him he can’t stop for snacks after work he gotta come straight home. He rushes tf home from the IRS (yes we both worked there) all my mom was able to say to him was YOUR TENT this man lost his ever loving mind threw his keys and cell phone and attachΓ© bag down and went running to the backyard (like the dude in get out) I go back there too coz I’m nosy lol. My dad starts the theatrics and I’m like yo bro calm down look it’s over there. And he looks over to the left and says HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET OVER THERE?? I’m like it ran over there 😐 and he’s like ITS NOT FUNNY LESANS—I’m not trying to be funny dad. So my dad collects himself 🧐 and says c’mon we need to go get it. WHOA WHATS THIS FRENCH YOU SPEAK OF????

Needless to say we flipped that big bitch over two yards to get back to our yard. And then we went to Home Depot or Lowe’s one of the two to get the anchors to make sure it didn’t run off again

Yawl have no idea how excited I was when that tent finally broke πŸ€—πŸ˜… #dontjudgeme


Saturday, February 1, 2020

Say It Isn't So!?

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Well fellow moonies if you haven't heard the bad news by now, I'll try to break it to you as easy as I can....

I was checking my email minding my own business and I'm reading the newsletter I get from Nerdist News & TokyoPop. they have confirmed that the 20th Anniversary airing of the new Sailor Moon series is not only delayed but it might not air officially until the end of Next Year!!


The newsletter stated that one of the editors on the new Sailor Moon project accidentally had a slip of the tongue on twitter (of all places!) and said that the project had been delayed. It was also suggested at that time that it wouldn't air until the 2014 Winter season. The Kodansha editor Fumio Osano, also known as Osabu, tried to clarify his 140 character statement by saying that yes the anime is delayed and as for it coming out in 2014 that's a big maybe. I took it as that its a draw between this upcoming Winter season and sometime in 2014 and for all we know it may not be until 2015. Which to me is kind of sad and a disappointment and shows little professionalism in their regards.

You don't promise something and then don't produce it. Even if they had to make the first season 13 or 26 or so episodes. That's better than saying well not right now it'll be happening sometime soon. That's worst that procrastination. Not only did you announce it was coming out this year, but even went so far to say definitely this summer..I was super duper excited and planned to plan my summer around it but now it's sort of a bummer and I really don't know if I'll be excited when it comes out. I don't know fellow moonies. Maybe they'll get it together and figure out what they're doing exactly soon—hopefully...

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