Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Latté Sepia Jones

So I was outside and just coming in when I was admiring my small cap gun. I couldn't help but giggle to myself at how awesomely cool I felt to twirl it around and looks like a gun woman. Then I got to thinking oh my goodness I'm just like Pam Grier back in her heyday :D

Now for you fellow movie buffs out there you know exactly what I'm talking about when I say Pam Grier. For those of you that don't—Pam was the baddest chick in the retro action flicks there ever lived. She kicked ass, shot people and did the double whammy on them jive turkeys ya digg!? Lol little 1970s lingo haha!

Anyway my little cap gun which is similar to this:

I use it to scare or the animals or creeps and plus it fits in my pocket without falling or getting snagged on things. That makes me happy. So tonight while I sat there I couldn't help but think how much of a an adventure it would be if I was in Pam's shoes kicking butt. I love Coffy but I'm also a fan of Friday Foster and Foxy Brown.

Well while I sat there day dreaming I knew if I was going to be kick ass bad chick like Pam I would need an awesome retro movie type name like the ones she had.

EUREKA! It hit me! I felt so epically awesome I knew even Pam would be proud of me.

Call me Latté Sepia Jones, and I don't make small talk—I crush bones! *hyah!*

It might be silly but I enjoyed myself XD.

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