Saturday, March 31, 2012

50 Shades of Grey

So my mom's a Wendy Williams follower lol. She watchers everyday and even though it's quite hilarious at times, I get concernt for my safety lol.

So I'm sitting here watching Wendy's Friday show and she's talking about books and yawl know me my ears perk up and I get in tuned like a projectile. In the midst of her conversation she mentions this book called 50 Shades of Grey and how it's a book for the Mommies out there. So I thinking this is some book to make those greying ancient artifact moms feel like the other younger moms (I'm sorry, my mind wanders off so don't take it personally lol).

Oh no, it's this trilogy [and if this is the first time you've heard of it too might I suggest you click on the above link]. It's basically "Mommy Porn" as she referred to it. I dunno why but I was stunned, but also very much intrigued!! So you know I went and did my research and read up on it.

OMG! Porn ain't the word for it!! This is some real freaky stuff. However, some that say they're freaky. Really aren't. They're those romanticized love stories that include words like MEMBER & POLE and DARK ABYSS and Breasts—not very intriguing and a total turn off. I'm sorry, maybe your mammas & grand mamas can get down and off to that stuff but I find it boring and way too wordy to explain what happens during a 10 second sex session.

However in all of that I'd like to read it one day maybe. I just need to read the first page to know if I'm gonna like a book or not. However reading the unhelpful/helpful Wikipedia summary on it, I'll admit it......I caved and now I'm interested in looking for the damn book, that not only involves Sex but BDSM.

And if you got to ask what BDSM is, you don't need to read the book or google or anything. Just leave now while you're still innocent and humane ok?! Lol

But anyway ladies have any of you read this?? Was it a good book?? Is it worth the summer time lol??

Tell me coz I wanna know and so does everybody else too!! Lol

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