Sunday, February 28, 2010


Unaware of

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Quick Weaves with a 10-27 Piece + 1 Mz. Geisha ;]


Totally stumbled upon this last night and out of all of the videos and instructions I was trying to get to learn from. This was definitely number ONE!!!! I give credit to

for posting this lovely video and MUCH MUCH MUCH L-O-V-E to Mz. Geisha ^_^.

So yep ya girl is tryinto get a quick weave done!!! nothing short coz my hair is already short so that would defeat the purpose. So lol were going to try something better than a WIG and more human than sum synthetic weave ya know???

Also another good one I found is this post: by Brown Sista.

It definitely proves a good point. Because cutting the hair short can be absolute HELL!! I know I got the 'Rihanna Cut' and no it wasn't ugly and but it was cute and manageable then only problem is when that shit grows back. Talk about a ugle materpiece x_x smh!! So now I have this disaster ass hairstyle that I wish would grow out already it'll so be a year in August and my hair is still Super Sport Short -_- damn shame. Butthe worse part reason why most of us sistas have short or fucked up hair we can't did a good hair dresser. Either these ghetto beauticians don't know what they're doing or they wanna be high saddity bourgeois ghetto HIGH PRICED this is not Ciara Mz. Ma'am. Ugh I saw one $65 for 27 piece or quick weave (same damn thing). But if you want it layered chopped and screwed looking nice add another good $50 bucks to that if not more. But what I don't get it's not like they're in the Ritzy Neighborhoods. They inthe sho'nuff ghetto ass hood posted across the street from the main crack house. Damn shame. But my homegirls said she'd hook me so LORD willing I hope this damn snow goes away jus for a little while so I can get out plus I've yet to have my NAILS DID!!!


Aight y'all I'm OUT!! *deuces*

3 kizz, 2 hugz, 1 lღv

Saturday, February 27, 2010

What Old Ppl Look Forward To lmao

My uncle sent this to me lol




An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've
stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,
'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'



Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house
together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts
her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,
'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The
94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come
up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses
'Was I going up the stairs or down? The 92-year-old is
sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I
never get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then
yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as
I see who's at the door.'




Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf
one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy,
isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied,
'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in,
'So am I. Let's have a beer.'



A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a
nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of
her nightgown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to
an elderly man in a wheelchair.. Flipping her gown at him,
she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment
or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the



Now this one is just too Precious...LOL!

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over
the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and
adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to
meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the
other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me ... I know
we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't
think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I
can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..

Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she
just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How
soon do you need to know?'




As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car
phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice
urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news
that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Herman,
'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'



Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red,
but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger
seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could
have sworn we just went Through a red light.'

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection
and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The
woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing
it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
and they went on through. So, She turned to the other woman
and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us

Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?'


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Friday, February 26, 2010

I Drew Stuff ^_^ lol


Yep yep gotta love that iPhone app =D hehehe

Thursday, February 25, 2010

BOOM BAM BABY!! Ugh messed up my groove!! Lol

Kuzco. Nuff said lol

Check out David's other work>>

Dr. Sweet >sumtin sexy!< ;D lol


I had to post this pic coz Dr. Sweet is all that & a bag of CHIPS
(salt & vinager plz) >;] lolCheck out David's other work>>

Retro Pinup Girls ^_^

I stumbled upon Amy Mebberson's stuff a few days back and thought these girls were SOO CUTE!!

So check out Amy Mebberson>>

Twisted Princesses

I stumbled upon this a few days ago and thought it was the most frigging awesome thing I've ever seen. >Sucha Emo I Kno< lol but I think he does BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK check him out>>>

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I luv this SONG!! Lol

This song is awesome lol one of the small few 80s songs that rocked =D

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Came To A Conclusion

So. A conclusion. We have them from time to time. It's something like a epiphany but you're more aware of it—somewhat. And it's nothing out of the normal but I doubt we should get a series of conclusions at the same time. I mean for the past 3 days I had conclusions just Hi-fivin my face and I'm still a little fucked up. And my comp is still fucked up and not working. I've been trying to work on it and been having a hard ass time. So the "Big Shit Poppin" post is still being WRITTEN but the post of it TBA.

So first conclusion. My mom ordered Disneys The Princess & The Frog for me because it's out on DVD on March 16th. Now what I can't understand is that it made double it's production budget and it's the best movie since the Lion King & Aladdin and it's such a heart warming great family movie. Well if that's the case why did it only last for 3 months in teathers?? The average movie lasts for a good 5 months; 8-10 months if it did extremely well. But why didn't it last?? Was it because she was black?? Was the story misconstrued and so chopped & screwed it mad no sense or wasn't worth it?? Well that's for another post you all will get my feelins on it later lol.

Conclusion #2. Still about Princess Tiana. I wrote a note about a year ago about why there is not black princess to fit the description. Not all black people are dark chocolate brown skin. I for one am not I'm the color of mocha maybe caramel. But given the fact my dad was white and my mom was black. So color wasn't big for me but I Pocahontas & Jasmine to me were the only ones I could relate to. But then she came along. Princess Kida aka Kidagakash Nedakh. She was the princess in the movie Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Now she was born royalty and that made know a the beginning of the movie if your an adult. You realize it when she says, "my father the king" about halfway through the movie. Now I googles her and found NOTHING!! I mean I could barely find pictures let alone information and it made no sense to me that Disney would demote her or forget her eventhough she was a princess. But then it HI-FIVED my FACE!!! as far as Disney and society was concerned she was black. She was mocha skinned with pink full lips big bright oddly colored eyes. Big gold earrings and other jewelry with this white hair with a bluish tint. She was different. Still a princess and lady but had a tomboy appeal to herself. I loved her. She was one I could relate to. But why did Disney disown her?? So what she didn't sing or had on a ball gown. Last time I remember Jasmine showed her stomach & Ariel was half naked in her movie so I can see an argument there. Now if it was her skin color that would just be wrong because Pocahontas, Jasmine & Mulan were white or caucasian. So what's the problem what's te issue?? I don't understand it. She was beautiful and apparently good enough becase she got a sequal right?? No. She was black and so is the claimed "new" black princess. I don't perticularly care for her. I don't like that she's sterotypically dark skinned with big lips nappy hair and live in New Orleans. Smh but irregardless I think Kida was the FIRST black princess one f te reason why her movie didn't do well and probably why she was forgotten. But that's not the kicker there are PLENTLY of princesses Disneys thrown to the way side one in particularly Princess Eilonwy from Disneys The Black Cauldron. Now why wasn't she important did her movie flop to or was it because she had a definite black girl's name?? Lol I mean it's really fucked up the way Disney controls lil girls' minds and make them believe in something because there is NO OTHER but as far as I'm concerned Princess Kida is something I can relate to (& she wears my favorite color blue so even move awesomeness) even though society disagree. If and when I have lil girl(s) I hope that they can relate to Kida, Poca, Jas or maybe even Tiana. Either way I want them to know that they're pretty and Disney can't have princesses without them ^_^. But that's me so therefore

Princess Kida aka Kidagakash Nedakh FUCKIN ROCKS!!

Now conclusion #3... so I haven't seem the mailman in like 3 weeks saw him yesterday for te first time. And what was strange and this may sound creeperish but I smelle him before I saw him. & damn if he still didn't smell DAMN GOOD!!! But then when I actually laid my eyes on him. He looked different to me though. I don't know why, but he did. But the odd part was like this uncomfortable awkward as hell momen that passed between us. Then I had to question....was he mad at me??was he punishing me?? Or was the chemistry gone?? Now I like him don't get it wrong but yea I've been doubting myself because I don't wanna be hurt, but then I guess the fact that I'm selfish nothing personal just a genetic thing I'm an only child so it's to be expected. And quite honestly I don't wanna share him with his baby mama (if there is one) & his kids. I want him all to myself with our kids. Sounds silly no doub but I'm not the only woman that feels that way. And of course on the other hand i don't want no body else to have him. Damn shame what infatuation can do when it comes to the opposite sex (or both sexes for me). But then I actually had to requestion him if he was the one. The question never popped up and when it was brought to my attention I didn't have an answer. But when I ask myself that again, I was shocked at myself that my answer were not pliable. Just because someone has kids doesn't neccessarily mean they're horrible people (not unless they're my friends coz their kids are pretty FUCKED UP but that's another post lol) but still I'm not sure. I love kids but it takes a special person to go into an already made family. And of course the other part the kids have got to be right because bad ass kids ain't my thing and I ain't fin to hear "YOU AINT MY MAMA!!" and I'll be damn. So now I'm confused and saying that maybe I need not dwell on IT or HIM because I don't know him that well and plus if I feel I need to change somebody or wish they were someone else then quite honestly I need not be with them or even think about fantasizing about it lol. But oh well, guess I'm not meant to be loved or meant to love anybody else. So I'll take into consideration Conclusion #4 ^_^

Conclusion #4 lol my homegirl Mz. Dom told me to read the book Sisters of the APF by Zane. And I bought it and started it about a year ago and never finished it. So finally Kindle got an app for the iPhone and it was FREE *whoot* lol. So I got it or kindle and read it Saturday. OMG never in my life did I read such a SEXY SMULTERING EROTIC ASS BOOK IN MY LIFE!!! OMG had me wanting to....well nevermind but I was happy I read it. It opened up my mind to a few things. I won't give it all away but we woman give men to much liberty when it comes to sex. Men claim they're pleasing their woman by in actuality we sit there missonary while he thinks he doin sumtin busts a nut & he's sleep. Within the 30 minutes we didn't even get a clit flick to at least turn us off. Fucked up right!? But the book explained a great deal, though. Women if you want to be pleased you've got to tell the man what you want, what you like, how you WANT IT TO FEEL. If you want the right good sex you gotta train your man. I say play around with a little rough sex or the kinky BDSM dominatrix type shit. But I'm kinky like that. But open up ur mind don't let nothing control you or tell you other and deal in some great sex. But great read and you def need to buy it. I'm not recomending it, Baby I'm telling you BUY IT. So then I bought a few more of her books. An then I read Head Bangers: an APF sexcapade. And that was just delicious!! I mean it blew my mind. So I can't wait for another APF book from Zane. So currently I'm reading Purple Panties....lesbian erotica ;D. And it made me think back to the APF head bangers, where they talked about threesomes AKA Ménage à trois. People get threesomes/Ménage à trois confused, the purpose of them is to explore and to get pleasure from te people involved. What's messed up is thy when it's 1 guy 2 girls the man expect the women to lick, suck and fuck. But when it's 1 chick & 2 guys they wanna pull this gang bang shit on her. That's not the point, the individuals involved are suppose to please each other. But the men wanna fly off the damn handle thinking that it's gay or apart of homosexuality. When it's not just because you have a sexual experience with the same sex doesn't mean you're a homosexual. People know from the get go if they're gay or not trust me. I did.

I've always had this thing. I liked playing with the little boys and liked looking at the little girls. But I was always lesbian-curious, because then I knew nothing about bisexuality. As I got older I would check out girls but shyly turn away. Sometimes I would get caught looking and get disapproving looks. But I couldn't help it I was curious what it wa like to be with a girl. Then around my 22nd birthday I got tired of looking at girls and feeling guilty and wrong because it wasn't approved be society for a young woman to looking at other girls and women. So I decided to be bisexual. I didn't do it because I had horrible SEX with a man. It was because I got tired of being sought as just the trophy wifey, the neccessary accessory, the lil housewife. I want going to be an applicant for new baby mama or a notch under his belt. FUCK THAT!!! I'm more that than and if men or any man can understand that I have feelings that I need to be loved as a person then I don't need him. So I love my sexuality. And Zane made me think men go and fuck whoever they want and it's alright. But when women do it we're automatically labeled as a WHORE, PROSTITUTE or a SLUT. But that's not the case, we deserve to be pleased just like them. So hell I plan on doin that fucking ever girl and guy that I can!! Safely & responsibly of course ^_^.

Conclusion #5. My book. You guys know thy I'm working on a book with my poetry. So since of the issue, & the comp's fried, not much I can do write. So had me thinking....I do need a new comp no doubt about that!! Bu my mother brought a great idea to my mind about the most important stuff to me like my poetry short stories and pictures and print them out and save them. So when I get the comp working right I plan on doin that. But in the mean time if I got a pen or pencil and paper. I'm fin to write SHIT DOWN!! =D lol. So I've started a new story called Secrets. It was going to be a mystery type thing going on but I mite saw that for another rainy day. This story has >PROMISE< I can tell and I can feel it. It's basically about how secrets control our lives. Sometimes we know about and others we don't. But it can make and break us. Coz hate and discontent. Make us happy and put us in power. Secrets are something DEEP! Bottom line. Period. So I started it and it constantly weighs on my brain and flashed back and forth and I think I have a few good chapters. But I decided to add a few things for the main narrative character as things in her life causes her to keep secrets from her sisters and brother her father he friends and some of the most amazing people that she loves. In itself it is sorta a mystery of how to get someone from keeping secrets but I seriously doubt that's possible. Because I'm pretty sure you yourself have a few secrets you're not even aware of >;).

6th of Conclusion. Well this took me a good two days to write it. This fuckin blogpress either kept deleting shit or crashing on me. It's like technology has a HIT on me like WTF!!! Ugh but whatever lol.

Well party peeps!!!

I'm fin to be OUT until the first of march to do the end of February beginning of March forecast lol haha so look for that. As well as the Princess post and eventually the BIG SHIT POPPIN POST so maybe that'll get POSTED by the 28th if not then in March right?? =D lol

As always,

3 kizz, 2 hugz, 1 lღv

Sunday, February 21, 2010


Everything un-
Restricted clothes gotta go
Open ur mind and ur legs coz
Tanite I'm givin u the heat; the left stroke's the squirt stroke
I can't wait to see u
Cum; hmmm that's the spot...

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Walk in my favorite club
Dressed to kill
Typical Label Whore
But I like it
Then I noticed
This black haired brown eyed beauty
They stared right back at me
Smiled and winked
Then my song came on
DJ that song a lil louder
Coz I see a honey I need to kick it with
I catwalk my way over to their space
Asked if they'd cared to dance
& I got a yes without no questions
Bumpin & Grindin
In the middle of floor
Feelin and touchin
We both got hot
They led me to a dark corner
And felt me up
Between the flamboyant kisses
& the rubbin of my clit & tits
I don't kno which made me hornier
They told me that they loved me
Had the nerve to take me home
Foreplayed me
& ripped my clothes off
Then took of theirs
Like a Porno flick
I felt like a Porno chick
Sick, nasty & down for any & everything
Pussy juicy wet from the licking
Body hot like a bomb ticking
I was feelin it
Went to sleep happily
Woke up & realized
But I already knew
Sex with a chick
Is the best shit

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Saturday, February 20, 2010


I'm outside
I'm outside
Waitin for my man
It's 12 o'clock
& he still hasn't gotten in

This is unbelievable
& I still can't believe him

I been at his house since 7-o-10
A lil one-on-one
Yep, just me and him
But now I gotta question for him
Babe, where have you been?

I'm outside
I'm outside
Waitin for my man
It's 12 o'clock
& he still hasn't gotten in

This is unbelievable
& I still can't believe him

It's funny thing about love
You'd do anything for it
& anything above—
& Beyond
But then it has this funny game
It likes to play
It takes your heart & squeeze till it hurts
Makin you break down and say

If I do what I want
You mad
If ask for lil affection
It's sucha drag
You get mad
If I haven't done what was told
It's sucha drag
That our love is turnin COLD

I'm outside
I'm outside
Waitin for my man
It's 12 o'clock
& he still hasn't gotten in

This is unbelievable
& I still can't believe him

I'm outside
I'm outside
Waitin for my man
It's 1 o'clock
& I guess he's still playin

This is unbelievable
& I still can't believe him

This is unbelievable
& I still can't believe him

This is unbelievable
But still I believe him...

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Thats Love

Goodbye my love
I shall see you in the morning
When the sun rises
& kisses your sweet face
I remember the day
When I first kissed your lips
Was something like
No, it was like
An experienced unknown
To my mind, body & soul
Like an electric charge
A charged that turned me on to you
Lit up my heart
Opened up the deepest darkest corners of my mind
The way you hold me
Close &
Hands draped across my back
Sugar sweet somethings in my ear
From that moment I knew

Well that I'd always wanted to be with you
Never want nobody else to have you
Because the love you give is beyond unique
No one got it like you
Like a ring on my finger
I want to keep you forever
But even good things must come to an end
Even then
Well I guess I can't help it
With you clouding my thoughts &
Cracking my mouth up—
But I guess, I've got to wait
Either way
Because the love you give
Is a love...I wish were mine

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Chewing On Pearls


He knows how I like it
He know how to give it
The way he kisses my body
Like it's sumtin delish
He can't resist
As he entertains my navel
Sumtin like sex on a end table
He licks it once
The way he licks me
Wish this was his occupation
As he lays his tongue on my clit
Rubs it feel it up; plays wit it
Drivin me crazy
But the he inserts in
The hot, wet abyss
Makes me go insane
His tongue I swear
Is the same length as his dick
A definite valueable asset
He knows how to roll it around
Wiggle it up and down
Hits that g-spot just rite
Give him...what he's askin for
But I can't deny
I luv the way he orally fucks me
Cummin and Squirtin
He always says it's his favorite dessert
But only I have one problem
He got it down pat
My man's an Expert—
However when my woman
Profetish, that she is
Licks me like a tootsie pop
Keeps me
Archin my back; havin my toes curl
The way she does it
Gots me bitin the pearl—
That's strapped to my mouth.

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

So just a kwikie before we get back to business

So like the title...yea ok so read this:

"U pr0bably have t0 m0ve dis way,things well w0rk f0r u than . ,u think s0"

Now. He tod me that shit coz i told him my computer wasnt workin & it wasnt and was having a few technical problems. But the comps fixed and like brand new, so no bitch there. But can someone tell me why is it that GUYS want us to go thru hell and high waters for them. I'm pissed becoz I wonder is he gonna do the same thing??

HELL TO THE NO!!!!!!!!

It's all about save ya money so you can come see me. Like it's a muthafuckin demand and I'm the servant—FUCK THAT!! I'll be damn if I'mma take your shit coz I listened to you and MOVED to this unknown place and you the only person I know......I'm sorry but I ain't fin to be noBODY's prisoner nor am I EVER GOING TO CATER TO A MAN I don't care if he my husband or not. I don't play that shit, you make THINK you a KING. But you ain't even close to be a MIDDLE CLASS PEASANT—KISS MY ASS!!!

Oh Happy Valentines Day btw.

A WTF Moment  -_-

So member I said I had a BIG POST for y'all?? Well was workin on that yesterday. And in between me workin on that an a few other things, but the guy delivering my moms mess came and I closed my comp lid and sat it on my bed & didn't go back to it. So for about an hour if not more....I been tryin to get it to TURN ON. But the $2 happy meal bitch won't, and the fuckin caps & num locks are blinking and shit and so I googled.

I find a few things an started trying a few of those quick fix-its. And still shit ain't workin -_-. So I send a messag out to HP, but by this time I'm hella pissed. Coz I only have the comp maybe 6-7 months. Now the comp before that I had it for about the same time period and the one before same thing. WTF is up wit compa breaking or fuckin up in 6months. Now if this the companys sick ass way to get money, then I'm ready to start cuttin bitches and shooting hood rats. Now what had me piss the comps are all OBSOLETE. Secondly to get them fix they wanna charge me a couple $100s to tell me what the problem. The fix-it price is $550 now, I'll be damn if imma spend money to ge some shit fix and it still fucks up or breaks sumtins wrong. For all that I could buy 11 purses for $550 -_-.

So now I'm questioning if I wanna spend the money to get an apple iMac laptop or if I wanna buy another PC.

Yea now I'm pissed I need a nap and imma lil frustrated & I kno I need a nap to calm myself down and attemto ro enjoh my nap or peace of mind.

So anywayz fuck it im tired. Imma holla

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